DOJAH FOR PRESIDENT!

BLOGGER'S NOTE: The following is a PARODY where the author makes fun of "candidates" running for "president." There are so many running it is hard to keep track of them. Most are worthless individuals who have not ever done anything PRODUCTIVE in their lives and are just looking for an easy job where they sponge off the public treasury. Their plans and ideas have been tried before, and all are object failures. No matter who "wins," the same tired policies are in store. It has been that way our whole lives. Not everyone sees it, however! The "Epswine Scandal" should open the eyes of everyone to just how low, stupid and decadent most of our leaders are. Here we make fun of them all. Enjoy!

DOJAH FOR PRESIDENT!

You've seen all the candidates!

Now there is a new one who has thrown her hat, er, her PAW, in the ring! 

Dojah for President! 

She is the only Candidate with Presidential Looks! Take a gander at her character, her solid bearing, her no nonsense demeanor, her honest looks and the gleam in her eye!

Finally, here is a candidate to get excited about!

She says, "Of all the dogs running for president, I am tops! There is no one who can match me in looks and character! I have no blemishes on or in my past, no scandals to hang over my head, have not molested any people, have no tax returns to argue about, have not "colluded" with "Russia" or anybody else, and have an exemplary genealogy! I am a true "Heinz 57" flavor! Vote for me! If anybody messes with me, tries to bribe me, threaten me or get me to do something wrong, I'll BITE them!"

With a strong statement like that, what is there not to like about this remarkable candidate?! 

Even better yet is her PLATFORM which is something we can all get behind! Here it is:

1) Free Dog Biscuits for everyone!

2) Free Spaying and Neutering for all!

3) All dogs will be allowed to BARK anytime, anyplace, without exception!

4) All dogs will be allowed to poop where they wish, in parks, alleyways, sidewalks, on couches and on floors!

5) All dog owners will be required to wear shock collars at all times!

6) After the first 100 days of my administration, all dog owners will be required to pay reparation payments to all their dogs for DOG SLAVERY which has been going on for centuries!

7) All 1500 dog breeds will be a part of my administration and will be equal under the law!

8) All 57 1/2 dog genders will have a place in my administration!

9) All "TRANSLATED" dogs will be treated the same under my administration! I do not care how odd or queer they may be, there will be a place for all!

10) Under my administration, sniffing hair and body parts like one of the candidates does so well will become official policy. All dogs will be allowed to sniff and lick unconditionally!

11) I will soon announce my "running mate." "It" will likely be a cross between a Chihuahua and a Saint Bernard! My administration will be "all inclusive!"

12) Free Hats will be given away to supporters with the acronym MADGA emblazoned on it! That stands for Make all Dogs Great Again! 


What a powerful, no-nonsense candidate and what a powerful message. She is running on the DOGO-CRAP Party ticket and you can write her name in on the ballot! 

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This Parody was
conceived, written, 
photographed and posted
 by
Harald Hesstvedt Scharnhorst 

SPORTS WHINERS!

SPORTS WHINERS!

Sports whiners are disgusting!

Whatever happened to
"sportsmanship?"

Well, it went the way of the dodo bird!

Look at the fools that masquerade as models for our youth to emulate. By design, blacks are favored in most American professional sports leagues these days. Some individuals ARE excellent players, but too often their conduct both on and off the playing fields is lacking in grace, humility, appreciation and decency. 

When I was a young man, sports figures were expected to maintain a certain level of propriety and therefore often made good role models to "look up" to. Not today. I personally very seldom watch commercial sports because they are either  set-up, staged or in one way or another run as crooked operations. That first came a surprise to me when, as a youth, I was invited to my first baseball game. I wasn't unduly interested or excited, but what caught my young eye was a scandal that erupted soon afterwards about a team I had seen play. I have forgotten the details, but it left me with a lesson never forgotten! 

When I see ungrateful mongrels like this Kaper-character with the frizzy hairdo and his antics regarding the American flag, I am totally disgusted. I don't care if this rat is good at his game or not, he is a disgusting example of what sports has become. Worse yet is the media and the supporting fools who egg this turkey on. The more he disrespects, the more money the fools throw at him. Crime truly does pay! Recently he is in the news again for forcing one of his sponsors to drop a line of tennis shoes because the shoe has the old Betsy Ross American Flag on it. He is pushing the tired old narrative it is "racist." Well, isn't that what he is doing, pushing "racism?" If these people would look in the mirror they might soon see the wisdom of a saying made popular by Walt Kelly, the cartoonist who drew "Pogo" the comic strip: "We have met the enemy and he is US!"

If K-boy dislikes America so much, why doesn't he go to a land that he CAN respect?  Maybe he will learn his lesson the hard way like Eldridge Cleaver did years ago after dramatically leaving the US, and then begging to be allowed to come back, after he had lived somewhere else and discovered his mistake!

There is nothing wrong with disliking your leaders or criticizing politicians or anyone else. But to intentionally 
drop on the ground, step on, urinate on, burn or otherwise denigrate the flag of any country really is an act of war against that country. It is a form of treason. To refuse to sing the national anthem of any country one is a citizen of is not very nice either. To refuse to honor the anthem or the flag is an act of disrespect that is best not shown publicly. This man has never served in the armed forces of the US, but takes all that has been GIVEN to him without so much as a trifle of appreciation!

And now we have the US Female Soccer team doing the same thing. Instead of keeping sportsmanship on a high level, some of these girls drop the flag, intentionally or not, and use their position on the American team to slam their own President. They make fools of America in the process; not particularly classy. To top it off, they whine about not being paid the same as the mens soccer teams. Well, there are some reasons. First payment is based on income, and female soccer teams do not attract the same level of interest as the men do so you cannot expect the same rate of pay. It is generally accepted that women do NOT play as well as men for obvious reasons, so why watch a women's game when men's are more exciting? In 2017, the US National Women's Soccer Team was brutally beaten by boys under the age of fifteen! So why all the fuss? 

It's pure politics and agenda games and nothing more!

 This writer served in the US Army, quite honorably, thank you, and has the documentation to prove it. The details can be found in our book AN IMMIGRANT REMEMBERS. Ordering info is found elsewhere on this blog.

During my tenure in the Army, I served under TWO different presidents who were my Commanders-in-chief. I personally did not like either President John Fitzgerald Kennedy or Lyndon Baines Johnson for perfectly valid reasons. BUT, I never said a word publicly or even to my fellow soldiers at any time for the simple reason I was in the military because I needed to be, and because I refused to be a traitor. Kennedy was assassinated and his assassination created waves in the Military. Being a loyal soldier was paramount. We could sort out the details afterwards!

That's the difference between proper conduct and being a rogue bull in a china shop!

One more thing: In the military, the flags of all nations are treated like gold. When we raised the flags in the morning and retired them in the evening, they were all handed with loving care and never allowed to touch the ground. Our host country's flag was handled exactly the same.   
It's called RESPECT!

Retiring American and French Flags 
by US Army Personnel
at an American Base
(Saran, France)
 in 1963



Photograph and Text
by
Harald Hesstvedt Scharnhorst


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INDEPENDENCE DAY!

INDEPENDENCE DAY!

It's Independence Day 2019!

America is still a young country, but in the last several hundred years, it has made an incredible mark on the world.

Our country was founded mostly by immigrants who came here from Europe and carved out of a wilderness a modern country that has been a beacon to the world.

Unfortunately, as with all things, there has to be a fly in the ointment. People today are not taught much American History and newcomers here have little understanding of what this country was/is all about.

Nevertheless, it is important to remember our past, because without it, our future is much clouded.

Written
by the Blogger

Photo Credits: 
Old Faithful Geyser, National Park Service. Flag and Rainbow Bridge National Monument by Inga Hesstvedt. Logging Photo with Mount Rainier by Thor Scharnhorst. Rest of scenes and Fireworks by Harald  Scharnhorst.
 

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PUTIN, THE NATIONALIST?

PUTIN, THE NATIONALIST?

A New Day Dawns.

There are so many crazy things going on in our

 world these days. It seems that America is deeply

 involved in most of it. For quite some time, the 

Deep State, the government behind the 

government, keeps pushing America into another 

unnecessary, but likely to be a profitable, war. If

 the truth be known, America as we know it, has

 been involved in almost continual wars since the

 time of the Revolutionary War in the late 1700’s.

It has always been the same bunch. Some call it

 the Military Industrial Complex, some call it the 

Zionists and others have still other names for this

 gang of screwballs and thieves.

            Regardless, these people have no morals, no

 compass to guide them except the desire to steal

 more and more money and to exercise more and

 more control. They have no hesitation to use

 taxpayer moneys or money created out of thin air

 which is then added to the ever increasing

 National Debt. Recently, Syria was targeted.

 When that went nowhere, thanks to help from

 Putin’s Russian Federation, the "Deep State" tried

 to overthrow Maduro in Venezuela. When that

 didn't wash either, we are back to setting up Iran

 again! America has been messing in Iran at least

 as far back as the days of the election of

 Mosaddegh. He was ousted by the CIA and the

 Shah of Iran ruled for a while. There has not been

 a single time during my lifetime, when America

 has not been meddling in the affairs of state in

 Persia.

Donald Trump was NOT supposed to be elected.

 When he was, it sent the establishment in to a

 frenzy of shock. Since then, the prostitute press

 has delivered one smashing blow after another in

 an effort to destabilize anything that Trump says

 he is going to do. It's almost like he is paid to

 be the fall guy for everything that is wrong with

 the world. Women have come forward with the

 most improbable stories designed to smear any

 candidates for judge-ships Trump might establish.

 Then after it is all over, they admit it was a lie

 anyway. If you cannot win an argument by fair

 means, always scream “rape!” It will get the 

American press foaming at the mouth like rabid

 dogs and the show goes on!

Russian Federation head Vladimir Putin made

 some interesting and prophetic remarks to the 

world this week. He said that the quest for a “one-

world” type dictatorship is passe, that with the rise

 of true nationalism in the world, one world-ism is

 a dead duck whose time has clearly passed. He

 may very well be right. He also indicated that 

“multiculturalism” is something that is a

 complete failure. It is unusual to hear words like

 that from a world leader. Even though he sprung

 from the deep wells of the brutal KGB many 

years ago, there is little room for doubt that Putin

 is a nationalist, that is to say, for Russia First.

 That does not mean he does not want good

 relations or trade with the rest of the world. On

 the contrary, he does, but not on terms where

 Russia needs to play second fiddle to America or

 any other group or country. He has been pushing

 for strengthening Russia itself. One of the most

 clever things he has spearheaded is the Russian

 Central Bank's purchase of Gold in an effort to 

shore up the economic system (gold is no ones

 liability, it is pure money). His country is not the

 only one doing this, which spells solid points for

 such countries.

For the last two years or more that Trump has been

 in office, the “Deep State” has been spreading the

 constant lie of Russian collusion in the Trump

 Election. If anyone has been colluding it would be

 the "Deep State" and all of its familiar groups

 like the CIA, the FBI, NSA...ad nausem. The 

degree to which Israel has meddled in American

 politics for the last 70 or so years is a real 

collusion factor, but American Jewish-owned 

newspapers never (or almost never) mention this.

 If anything, they are hung up on any legitimate

 criticism of anything “Jewish” as 

“antisemitism." The trouble is, people are

 catching on; the name-calling game is not 

working like it once did.

 Interestingly enough, America is ALWAYS 

sticking its nose into OTHER countries 

elections! And, of course, the big Internet Giants 

are doing their best to stack the deck with regard

 to information by banning or shadow banning

 those whose commentary does not match that of

 the "DEEP STATE!"

In order to “prevent” the re-election of Trump,

 Internet moguls are normalizing censorship

 slowly but surely by kicking anyone off the stage

 who is a Trump supporter. Instead, they are

 embracing socialism as never before. Even after

 watching the disaster that was the old Soviet

 Union and more recently, the government of

 Venezuela, the socialist/communist ideology is

 pushed for all it is worth. The so-called

 Democratic Party Debates is a twenty three or

 more ring circus. As for Venezuela, Maduro 

claims the Israelis are behind several 

assassination attempts on his life. 

 

George Soros and non governmental

 organizations are shipping invaders into the US

 in huge numbers, calling them immigrants. They

 are illegals, pure and simple and bringing them

 into our land only guarantees more problems both

 physically and monetarily.

While Vladimir Putin calls a spade a spade 

by correctly interpreting the ills of the “New 

World Order” and “Multiculturalism,” the West 

is hell-bent on another war. It is most important to

 keep a cool head in all this and just say NO!

It's Time for the Sun to Set on The "New World Order!"




Written

 by

 Harald Hesstvedt Scharnhorst


with Photographs

by

 the Author






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THE FABLE OF "MUSTAFA."

(NOTE: This Fable was the first story published here when we started this popular blog almost four years ago. The story is so well liked and because it is still applicable to life in the Middle East today, we are re-running it now once again. The story is the same, but with a few minor revisions and corrections to the original. Enjoy both a good laugh and appreciate the sincere underlying realism intended by this Fable!)

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

"THE FABLE OF MUSTAFA." 
 

          HOW "MUSTAFA," THE FARMER, GOT

                                "HIS ASS"

                                 IN GEAR!

Once Upon A Time,

as they say in the Fairy-Tale-Industry,

there was a farmer whose name was

"Mustafa."

Now why his mother named him that, is a

 whole different fairy-tale for another time!

Suffice it to say "Mustafa" was his name, and 

as he grew up, he became one of the best 

farmers in his land. He grew the best of

everything. No matter what he touched

it turned to Gold! When he took his produce

to market, it always fetched the best price! 

"Mustafa" was known far and wide as someone

to admire. 

As "Mustafa" became more prosperous, he

acquired animals to help him plow and 

cultivate his land and carry his produce to 

market. Most of the time, he chose well, and

his animals served him without complaint. He

 fed them what they needed, tended to their

other needs, treated them as his friends

and named them all.

Finally, he bought an "ass" to help him haul his

produce cart to market! Unfortunately, 

the "ass" and "Mustafa" never seemed to

 bond. You see, the "ass" suffered from a bad

 case of "STUBBORN-ISM" and "Mustafa"

 soon developed a bad case of "ANTI-

STUBBORN-ISM" so the two became 

adversaries instead of friends! As time went

 along, people would ask him what he named

 his "ass," "Mustafa" would hang his head and

 say he did not know what to call him. Finally,

 when someone asked about the "ass," they

would just refer to him as 

"His Ass," 

and the name stuck! It was always, "How is

 'His Ass' today?!" "Mustafa" would shake his

 head and say, "'His Ass' is suffering from

 'STUBBORN-ISM' again!"


One fair day when "Mustafa" really needed 

"His Ass" to haul the cart to market, the

animal refused to budge! He closed his eyes and

dozed on the spot. No amount of pleading, 

swatting, kicking or screaming would get the 

cussed creature to co-operate! He just stood

 there! Finally, at wits end, "Mustafa" buried

 his head in his hands and began to weep, "Woe

 is me, how am I going to get my produce to

 market when I cannot get "His Ass" in gear?!"

People were sympathetic to his plight, but 

none could offer any meaningful advice.

As "Mustafa" wrung his hands. a humble little

 Bumble Bee happened along and landed on

 "Mustafa's" shoulder. "Why lamentest thee so

 much, 'Mustafa'?" asked the Bee. And

"Mustafa" proceeded to pour out his soul. "I

 see," said the bumble Bee, "perhaps I can be of

some help!" "Mustafa" was touched, but 

merely said, "And how can a humble creature

like you hope to deal with a beast like 'His 

Ass'"? "Well," said the Bumble Bee, "one 

never knows til one tries!" So the Bee buzzed off

 and made his presence known to "His Ass."

After buzzing around the animal's face, "His 

Ass" opened one eye to see what was

 disturbing his siesta. He found the Bumble Bee

very annoying. He quickly snapped his teeth

at the creature and the Bee buzzed out of 

range. In so doing, he inadvertently took his 

first step! The Bee landed in an ear and bit

"His Ass" and then flew back to the animal's 

face! The response was as expected: "His Ass"

 took several steps and snapped at the Bee

again! Finally, he realized he was moving and 

suddenly went back to his "STUBBORN-ISM"

again! The Bumble Bee tired of the game and

decided to be more forceful. He buzzed around

the backside of "His Ass" and bit him squarely

 on the tenderest part of his butt! "His Ass" let

out a loud lament as the Bumble Bee continued

to attack his dignity! "His Ass" tried his best

to get away, and the harder he tried, the faster

 he went and poor "Mustafa" had to hang on

 for dear life!


Well, good people, to make a long story short

"Mustafa" the farmer got "His Ass" in gear

 and they made it to the market in time to sell

 all the produce without mishap.


When it came time to go home, the busy

Bumble Bee once again prodded "His Ass"

and pretty soon he trotted along like he was

supposed to. From that day forward, all 

"Mustafa" had to do was tell "His Ass" he

would send for the bee and there was no more 

trouble!


And when people wanted to know how

 "Mustafa" managed to accomplished it all, he

 sang the praises of his little buzzing friend who

knew how to deal with a bad case of 

"Stubborn-ism!" To show his gratefulness,

"Mustafa" always made sure he had a crop of

flowers on his farm for his little friend. 


The Moral of my Story, Good People, is 

sometimes the easiest solution to a complicated

 problem is a simple one!


Can you imagine with me for just a minute how

 easy it would be to restore peace in the Middle

 East if this story's principle was applied? 

Just substitute "Semitism" for "Stubborn-ism"

 and "Anti-Semitism" for "Anti-Stubbornism"

 and Israel for "His Ass" and the

United States of America for the Bumble Bee!


Wouldn't it be amazing and inspiring

 to see the results?!

Harald Hesstvedt Scharnhorst

Copyright 2015 

The Cholla Cactus in Full Bloom!

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