Biden Parody

 

 Biden Parody

 

 

There has never been an "election campaign" so ridiculous as the current one in the history of America. Corruption runs rampant daily and the antics of the Media are beyond belief. After this the media will never be believed gain.

 To use a senile old bat (Biden), who has been in politics for over 40 years, as a stalking horse for Communist Kamela Harris, is so plastic even the most skeptical of people are "seeing" it.

 There is no point in taking these people seriously anymore.

I have penned a spoof on Joe Biden and posted it to my GAB account.

Here we go...

 

I feel so poorly for Joe Biden…… Shows up for a shindig and no one is there.

Even the great Nobams shows up to introduce him and NO ONE is there, either.

I would really like to help Joe Biden succeed. I am offering my writing services to him. I won’t ask a lot. Just a few paltry millions to support my normal lifestyle!

Hey, Joe, can you just imagine how much of a stir you would create winning the hearts and minds of the people with these proposed catchy TV ads??!

1) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running FROM the Governor!

2) Hi good people, I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for the Senate from Samoa! No man is an island! We need to include everyone!

3) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running for Vice President on the Harris-Biden ticket! Kamela will make a great President. She wants to pack the Supreme Court with people you can count on to have our values. We are proposing George Soros as a justice!. He is a man who has everyone’s best interests at heart and has specialized in promoting good people who will help build your future! Kamela also wants to include a Street Pooper from San Francisco for the Supreme Court! She is a far-stinking, uh, I mean a FAR-THINKING man!

4) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I can’t remember where I’m at! Last time I looked I was in my basement garage and now the harsh sunlight is making me sick!

5) Crap, I’m Joe Biden and my teleprompter just went on the fritz! I was supposed to say something about Peppermint Tea, but now I see that’s my lunch menu! You just can’t get good technicians anymore. How is guy supposed remember all this crap, anyway!

6) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and here to tell you that in the Harris Administration, Bill Clinton will be my trusted adviser serving as my Treasury Secretary. His wife, the incomparable Teresa Clinton will be my pick for the Department of State. She will bring a higher harmony in the life of our international friends!

7) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I want to tell you we will offer a three-state solution to the Middle East that will bring Palestinians, Israelis and some Greeks, back to the fold!

8) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am here to tell you we will have a permanent mask requirement in our country after I am Elected to the Senate! Science has shown that masks increase Covid responses in people and we need progress like that! And 100 days after inauguration all people will be required to be vaccinated against herpes-covid! We care about your health!

9) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am sick and tired of the Trump bullshit about my son. Sonny boy is not perfect, but I am so proud of the progress he is making. He used to do ten lines a day, now he sacrificing himself and just doing one line a day! He will make a great Ambassador to Russia! As for his laptop, it is a damned lie there are TWO laptops. I can tell you there are THREE!

10) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and I am upset about the incumbent. Some of his supporters actually escorted our Biden-bus out a Texas town and shot a video of it and put it on the internet. The crazies were waving Trump flags and our van was surrounded by Trump Supporters. I’m telling you, this election interference has got to stop!

So Joe, baby, send me some moolah and we can get started on winning hearts and minds of the dummies!

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MASK-LESS, HEALTHY AND FREE ALL YEAR!

 

 

 MASK-LESS, HEALTHY AND FREE 

ALL YEAR!

 

I am in favor of Making America GRATEFUL again……

Here is a short list of SOME the idiocy going on in the world while common people are asleep at the switch…..

1) Children who are learning to READ FACES AND EXPRESSIONS as part of early development are being hindered by masked adults. A whole generation of people may be destroyed by lock-down type of child abuse. So say “experts” on the subject.

2) Children are advised NOT to use masks because of carbon dioxide buildups. The buildups in the masks prevent fresh air from being taken in and may cause brain damage to the youngsters. If that’s true for children, what about adults then? And what about reports now circulating suggesting masks contain a chemical that is harmful?

3) Do you have a hard time UNDERSTANDING MASKED PEOPLE AS THEY MUMBLE? Don’t feel bad. They cannot communicate! Each time I talk to one these fools I remind them they are next to impossible to understand. They know it, too! I even tell them they may “live longer” without the face plug!

4) CDC (Center for Disease Control) now says it cannot isolate the Covid Virus. Really? And they create a “vaccine” from “non-isolated virus?” Please explain that one to me! My cognitive senses are not advanced enough for my simplistic mind to understand that!

5) Twitter censors forced to backtrack on trying to hide Hunter Biden Laptop Story. Giving a New York paper the option of removing their post or continue suspension has now backfired. There is nothing more disgusting than censors! What are they hiding and what is their agenda? Not a difficult question to answer!

6) Therapy and Pharma vultures are now capitalizing on declaring a “mental health crisis” for Covid. Scare the crap out of people for months and they will FALL FOR ANYTHING! No sense in letting a good crisis go to waste.

7) Reuters and other international news organizations say that people are dying from taking shots as part of a “human trial” for injections in both Korea and Brazil. Lots of other “reactions.” NO one cares!

8) Lock-downs are killing more children than flu, says the United Nations. This is just a small sample of stuff in the international media today.

Question: If Biden “wins” the election, who is the media going to use as the new “whipping boy??” They have been adrenaline junkies attacking Trump for four years now (or more). It’s hard to break a “habit!” Or is there a possibility they will find another “whipping boy,” or will they just turn on each other like cannibals? It will be fun to watch…..

 

 FALL is beautiful, folks! Enjoy our display of photographs from "The Turning of the Colors!" And while you are at it, BREATH THE FRESH AIR!

Signed: Mask-less and Health All Year!

 

 Happy Fall to all my Readers! Stay Warm, Active and Healthy!

Written and Posted by the Blogger.

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THE NEW "BREEDING PROGRAM!"

 

THE NEW "BREEDING PROGRAM!"

 

In the last month there has been so much misinformation and panic over "The Bug" that supposedly is such a big problem when the death count has turned out to be very minimal.

 

Great opportunity for "people control," and not much else! Some businesses have been ruined, others have become very wealthy. Some of us who live in rural areas have not been affected at all...

 

Now there is a new slavery racket on the carpet! It seems the idiot mayor of San Francisco, California ironically named "Breed," is pushing a new welfare program for Black People, encouraging them to have more babies because of "Institutional Racism!" 

Instead of encouraging blacks to have more FATHERS in the home, and thereby promoting discipline and work ethics, they are doubling down on the problem and are creating more unruly people to cause trouble for themselves and others!

A Black website has the story. Read it and weep for the people involved. They are being USED once again! Copy and post this link into your browser:

https://www.blackenterprise.com/san-francisco-mayor-wants-to-give-black-mothers-a-1000-stipend-through-government-program/

 People need to learn to help themselves, not whine about how they are disadvantaged. 

A man WHO WANTS TO WORK can always find work. A man who WANTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE, can always be successful. 

 

Riots, jealously and destruction only breeds more resentment and hatred and causes nothing but difficulties.

Take responsibility for yourselves and BE FREE!

                   A Sunspot moves Freely over the Mountain

Written by the Blogger

 

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THE LOCK-DOWN RACKET!

 

 

THE LOCK-DOWN RACKET 

 

If you have not figured out by now that the "lock-downs" around the World is a huge, well-planned RACKET, you must be hiding in a cave somewhere...

This ugly "leader" has been responsible for draconian orders. She looks like she just got out of bed and is ugly as sin, in my estimation! 

 

This is Australia where people lost their ability to defend themselves by "Gun Confiscation," and now in Melbourne are locked down under military guard. They can not go anywhere, need "work permits" to go to work and so on. "Mandatory" Vaccination is proposed. Is this necessary??

What kind of "concentration camp propaganda" is this?

 

Or this as a means of "Educating" students in Thailand, a country with little numbers?

 

If you look at death numbers around the World from various popular diseases, you will find the "covid death numbers" relatively insignificant.

 

 

The people promoting this racket are World wide. They run every country and are more or less pushing everyone into a dictatorship situation. Whether it is Marxist, Communist or whatever you choose to call it, does not matter. It is a brazen attempt to SCARE THE HELL OUT OF SILLY PEOPLE!

 

But SOME people are getting fed up. Consider the following posted on social media GAB this week:

 

 

The Blogger does not have ANY CONNECTION with any of the listed organizations. Maybe they are false flags, maybe they are real. But the message is real, and that is what we are concerned with here.

 

Or consider this one:

 

Opposition in America. 

 

 

Opposition to tyranny has always been an American Tradition since Colonial Times as the above meme shows. The students being masked is another example of draconian mandates. Not only is it harmful to wear masks breathing stale air, but the chemicals in the masks themselves are suspect. Even the boxes the masks come in state they are not for Covid 19! 

 

Conveniently, cities across America are turned into War Zones by George Soros funded organizations like "Antifa" and "Black Lives Matter."  And government and police are pretending to ignore it all. New York City's Fifth Avenue looks a like a War Zone, so is Portland, Oregon, Seattle, Washington and other cities.

 

It is not a stretch to suggest this is a planned coup against the World, particularly in America.

 

People are leaving the big cities in droves. They are fed up with communist-style politicians whose answer to everything is MORE OF THE SAME.

It is time for reasonable, thinking people to take care of themselves FIRST. No one else will do it FOR YOU!

Written and complied from internet sources by the Blogger.

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HUCKLEBERRY PRIVILEGE!

 

HUCKLEBERRY PRIVILEGE! 

The Woods where the Berries Grow!

Yes, Huckleberry Privilege!

It's that time of the year when Huckleberries assert their NATURAL SUPERIORITY!

Myself, daughter, grandson, grand-dog, Sam Colt and his Twin took a day trip to the Mountains, going out in the Woods yesterday to watch HUCKLEBERRY LIVES MATTER strut their stuff! Boy, did they ever!

First, we had to get permission from the local "Native Gods" to pick. They wanted to be sure we were "Natives" in the traditional sense, and not usurpers from the outside! We said, sure, "only 'Natives' pick Hucks!" They agreed!

Huckleberries are Social Distancing!

It was the "New Normal" in the Woods! All the "Huckies" were social distancing TWO INCHES APART, and each was wearing a tiny mask! When we asked the berries why they wore masks, they said they were scared to death they would catch the dreaded "Berry-Berry" disease sweeping the Forests and the Mountains! They were hoping the local "Forest Circus" would develop a special "vaccine" so they could be "safe!"

Huckleberry-milk-fed baby!

Grandson was a trifle upset he could not EAT the berries, but Momma said she would EAT SOME FOR HIM, and he said her milk now tasted better than ever! Nothing like a happy baby!

Huckleberries ready for Cleaning!

When we got back from our journey, we cleaned the berries by removing some leaves and proceeded to make the best-tasting Huckleberry Jam for our Winter Festivals!

Huckleberry Jam cooked and ready for Winter! 

Life is sure great when you are PRIVILEGED!

Written and Photographed

by

The Blogger

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The "MASK PHENOMENON!"

The "MASK PHENOMENON!"

The current rage to "Mask" everyone in the United States has nothing to do with "health." It has nothing to do with preventing the spread of disease. Masks MIGHT help if you sneeze and have a cold.

Authorities in the United States have gone from saying Masks are useless to Masks are required. Countries like Taiwan, Sweden and the Netherlands have just stated there is no proof of effectiveness. As a matter of fact, masks may do harm....

As can be seen from the above graph, mysteriously, FLU has disappeared while Covid cases RISE... That raises some serious questions as to honesty in reporting numbers. That has been a problem throughout this whole "pandemic" scare.

The following article and graph is worth looking over as it gives an alternative way of handling this so-called "epidemic" that has scared the hell out of people all over the world and has cost the United States an almost 35% loss of Gross Domestic Product (GDP). There is a lot of skullduggery here, folks!

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/sweden-one-chart-matters?utm_campaign=&utm_content=ZeroHedge%3A%20The%20Durden%20Dispatch&utm_medium=email&utm_source=zh_newsletter

The following is from my Facebook Post:

The other day someone on Facebook, who should know better, castigated those of us who show NO RESPECT by refusing to wear masks. The Story they quoted appeared in the New York Times, hardly a bastion of accuracy.

One does not have to be a doctor to understand the meaning of COMMON SENSE, something not common anymore!

It is not disrespectful to refuse to wear masks. Mask makers state that the masks are not effective. Doctors question their effectiveness. Masks can make people sick because we breathe IN the gases we are supposed to EXPEL. Young men in China (age 14) have died while doing exercises wearing masks.

When I do drywall jobs or sanding wood, I wear a RESPIRATOR. In such situations they are desirable because they filter the dirty air and allow the expelling of human gasses. The face masks perform no such service.

The other day, a group of doctors went public with their successful efforts to cure people of Covid. I posted the story below. The Phony Dr. Fauci dismissed them as "people who are spreading misinformation," and social media giants have taken down the post. Dr. Faucet (as I snidely call him) has a bad reputation from the time of the Polio panic, misdiagnosing the cause of Aids and other matters. He has changed his mind several times on the the mask requirement and is not reliable except that he constantly pushes for vaccines. Why is the establishment so AFRAID of alternatives??? It is just MONEY, dummies, just MONEY!

I know people on an inexpensive chemical (Hydroxychloroquine) which even President Trump has mentioned. Because it is cheap and available, it is not acceptable to big Pharma. Nothing new there, either!

Doctors are regularly sued for malpractice. That's why they carry malpractice insurance!! Doctors make many wrong calls and the CDC offers statistics on the numbers. You can believe them or not. It is common for patients to seek SECOND OPINIONS when they are diagnosed with serious illnesses. Opinions are just that, OPINIONS. They may be right or wrong, but disagreeing with a doctor's call is both proper and reasonable. Doctors have perhaps the highest rate of illnesses of any professional group and are not always good examples. They are right and wrong, just like anybody else. And to worship them as "un-failable" authorities is STUPID!

The CDC (Center for Disease control) claims hospitals kill 100,000 or more each year due to INFECTIONS gained while in the hospitals. I personally know people who have been in and out of hospitals REGULARLY, who also regularly get INFECTIONS! Nobody has a monopoly on "medicine!"

If one set of treatments is not working, doctors and honest people everywhere SHOULD WELCOME ALL SUGGESTIONS AND METHODS FOR CURE OR PREVENTION and not operate like Quack Medicine purveyors of the past. In the 1800's many children became drug addicts for the simple reason that Laudanum and other highly addictive drugs were given routinely for too many problems!

George Washington was killed by doctors using the accepted techniques of the day. Our first President had pneumonia and the accepted cure was BLEEDING! It was common during the Civil War in the US, for "doctors" to go from one amputation (using saws) to the next without any sanitation AT ALL, so infections were transferred from one soldier to the next. Some 50% died as a result. It was believed that PUSS was a sign of HEALING! And these were regular practices conducted by so called physicians! We MAY be more sophisticated today, but we are not always RIGHT! And we very likely can be wrong!

When viruses, microbes and bacteria and such were discovered, THE FIRST PEOPLE TO DENY THEIR EXISTENCE WERE DOCTORS! Nothing new there, either. They were just "protecting" themselves and their "profession!"

Start using your brains, folks. That's what they are for. A little research is something anyone and everyone can do and you don't need a "title" or a "position!"

End of Facebook Post.

The following link and video has been removed and censored by Silicone Valley because it goes against the conventional methods of dealing with Covid 19. Again, as above, if alternative methods work, they should be tried and used. What is there to lose? Who cares about Big Pharma's profits anyway? They don't care about me or YOU!

https://medicalkidnap.com/2020/07/27/nobody-needs-to-die-frontline-doctors-storm-d-c-claiming-thousands-of-doctors-are-being-silenced-on-facts-and-treatments-for-covid/

Just copy and paste the above addresses into you browser and do your own research. Remember to always keep your own counsel. One thing is to listen to others, but ultimately we are all responsible for our own decisions. Be especially wary of propaganda pushed by the World Health Organization (WHO), Big Pharma and government leaders with connections to the pharmaceutical industry. They are ghouls and mobsters of the worst kind! REMEMBER THAT WHENEVER CENSORSHIP IS EMPLOYED, IT IS DONE TO DECEIVE. Just refuse to be deceived!

Added on August 2, 2020:

It seems The Netherlands, a small European country, is not crazy about people wearing Masks. No proven benefit, they say. Interesting. Even Ministries of Health "professionals" disagree with American stipulations! You can copy and paste the following address and read the article for yourself!

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/07/30/effectiveness-unproven-dutch-lawmaker-advises-against-wearing-masks/

End of addition.

Written and produced by the Blogger

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FIRE LOOKOUTS IN THE AMERICAN WEST!

FOREST FIRE LOOKOUTS

IN THE AMERICAN WEST!

Deer Ridge Lookout in

The Idaho Panhandle National Forest

There was a time when Forest Fire Lookouts in the forests of the American West were used as a primary source of information about fires. Often they were located on the highest peaks of the mountains. There was a phone line running to the top of each tower which was connected to a headquarters somewhere in a nearby small town.

Looking West to Queen Ridge

from Deer Ridge Lookout

During lightning storms, a tower operator would stay hunkered down in the tower to keep from being hit by lightning. Often heavy rain would accompany the storms.

Looking Southwest

from Deer Ridge Lookout

Because the West is usually dry in the Summer, lightning ignites many fires as do careless campers and other humans. The towers would operate with triangulation devices which would allow an operator to give specific compass bearing on a fire. They would be coordinated with other lookout towers and a crossing of the bearings indicated the location of fires. The proper term for this action is "triangulation!"

Looking East

from Deer Ridge Lookout

In some parts of the West, Smoke-jumpers would parachute out of airplanes with shovels and other tools and locate and put out the lightning cause spot fires. Missoula, Montana was a major Smoke-jumper base for the Northern Rockies. The system worked well for many decades. With the advent and use of airplanes to spot fires, not to mention satellites, the need for the fire lookouts decreased.

Looking South

through the cross beams

of Deer Ridge Lookout

There are still towers in operation. In the Cleveland National Forest of Southern California, the Palomar Mountain Lookout (High Point) is still staffed by volunteers. The blogger knows them personally. Nearby Boucher Hill Lookout in Palomar Mountain State Park is staffed likewise. There are others. But for the most part, the towers have been taken down, or blown down. In the Case of the Roman-Nose Tower in the Idaho Panhandle National Forest of Idaho, the tower simply blew over in a huge windstorm. It had not been maintained for years and it may be that the wires holding it had deteriorated or broken. Regardless, this magnificent tower is no more.

Three Views of the Inside!

One day, some enterprising Forest Service Employee suggested a new use for the towers! Maintain them, keep them operational and rent them out to TOURISTS for overnight stays! That has proven successful and as a result there are many towers still around!

A Walk around the Catwalk of Deer Ridge Lookout is posted to my U Tube Channel and can be viewed here (copy and paste):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgLD3q62O5U

So anyone who wants the experience can reserve a night or more stay at these towers. It is an unforgettable experience!

Posted by

Harald Hesstvedt Scharnhorst

Photographs by the Blogger

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