THOSE "PESKY" "STUDIES!"
The business of statistics is a huge business. It is more often than not, a huge racket. The results often depend on WHO COMMISSIONS a study. If a tobacco company, for example, commissions a study on cigarettes, they are not interested in NEGATIVE information. They want results they can USE! This is true in almost all cases.
We are not suggesting that there are not some studies that are meaningfukl and truthful. There are. And they are helpful to further knowledge and science.
During the phony virus "Pandemic" there has been so many conflicting statistics put out, that nothing that is shown to be "figures" can be relied upon at all. It takes years to accurately comple somewhat truthful statistics, so be wary of what you see!
SEEING IS NOT BELIEVING!
Today, I posted to my Facebook account a list of silly "studies" as a parody. Here it is!
THOSE
PESKY “STUDIES!”
Have
you noticed during the “Baloney-Virus Crisis,” how many “STUDIES”
there are that pop up to justify all kinds of things?! The reason is
that in the “business of statistics,” they can most always be
“MANIPULATED” to “show” desired results! People buy into it
all the time! I have written a few to chuckle over!
1)
Studies have shown that boys are 97% more likely to chase girls than
other boys!
2)
Studies have shown that most Hollywierd “actors” these days are
left “wing-nuts!”
3)
Studies have shown that the reason Michael Moore (the producer) is so
FAT is because eating too much junk food RUNS in his family!
4)
Studies have shown that Vaccinated Cars have the least accidents!
5)
Studies have shown that Pregnant Females have the most children!
6)
Studies have shown that “Sheeple” eat too much SHEEP MEAT and run
around saying “Baa” to everything they disagree with!
7)
Studies have shown that men don’t give birth to children for the
simple reason they don’t know how!
8)
Studies have shown that most newspaper editors went to “Lefty”
Universities where they learned how to CENSOR Political Incorrectness
and how to pretend to be tolerant!
9)
Studies have shown that people who gossip a lot seldom know what they
are talking about!
10)
Studies have shown that people who wear their jeans backwards, are
more likely perverts than not!
11)
Studies have shown that children who run around in big circles often
grow up to be “big wheels!”
12)
Studies have shown that imitators make the best followers!
13)
Studies have shown that most politicians never “LIE” about
anything, they just “STRETCH” the truth about everything!
14)
Studies have shown that if you take great pictures, it is only
because you have a great camera!
15)
Studies have shown that “dictators” are never wrong, they just
make intended “mistakes!”
16)
Studies have shown that if you study a lot you will eventually study
so much you will know all about everything!
Harald
Scharnhorst
Sometimes it is a lot of fun to see what sort of silly stuff can be imagined just to maintain a "sense of humor" in trying times!
Enjoy
and try to come up with your own "studies!"
Posted
by
The Blogger
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