PART "G"

"NOBAMACARE" 

PART G

 This absolute gem of a parody on so-called "healthcare" was undoubtedly written by an American, but it came to me by way of a friend in Europe. While the suggestion herein is not recommended you try for all the obvious reasons, it nevertheless makes fun of a typical bad situation. Enjoy it for a good laugh, which is always "best medicine!" Here is the joke:

  Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?  You opt for Medicare Part G.

   The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three

meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV,  a library, and all the health care you need. 

   Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all

covered!

   As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!  

    And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

If I discover who wrote this gem, I will give him the credit he deserves! 

Sunrise Photograph taken at Craters of the Moon National Monument and Preserve in Idaho and brief comments by Blogger Posted October 2015