THE MASTER FACT-CHECKER ON A SHRIMP BOAT!

 

 

 

THE MASTER FACT-CHECKER

 ON A SHRIMP-BOAT!

 
 

 

Once Upon a Time there was a Fact-Checker who was so good he

 became a Master Fact-Checker!

His boss made him head of the department of “Fact-checking and

 Com-nudity Standards Enforcement.”

He was so good he could fact-check in an instant.

One day, an honest reporter who was curious as to WHY this guy

 was so “good,” showed up to interview Mr. Fact-Checker!

“Tell me your secret, Mr. Fact-checker!” said he. “Just HOW do

 you do it?”

Fact-Checker leaned back in his chair, like Pinocchio, his nose

 grew a bit longer, and he said,

“Why it’s very simple, stupe! I JUST MAKE EM UP AS I GO 

ALONG!. You see, there is no such thing as a “fact” because they

 are all arbitrary. Today’s “fact” is tomorrows “conspiracy 

theory!” 

And today’s “conspiracy theory” becomes tomorrows “fact!” My

 purpose is NOT to be CORRECT or to INFORM, but to

 INDOCTRINATE! And I just LOVE indoctrination!

“Gasp!” said the honest reporter, “Isn’t that dishonest?!”

“Dishonest?!” screamed Mr. Fact-Checker. “What are you, one of

 those crazy moralizing Christians or Hindus that have BELIEFS

 and PRINCIPLES?! Why you people are THE problem in the 

World! We have a MANDATE to stamp out such rubbish! WE

 know what’s best for all of you and WE have ways of making sure

 OUR ideas are followed TO THE LETTER!!

“My God,” said the honest reporter, “I must report every word you

 said. People need to know about this!”

“You can DO that,” said Mr. Fact-Checker, “but if any of this

 appears in print, I will see to it you are fired for having sex with a

 two year old and you will never work again! And I know where

 your family is, too!”

The honest reporter was shocked. “But I do not do things like that

 to two year olds!” he protested.

“That will be up to you to prove!” snarled Mr. Fact-Checker!

“But it’s INNOCENT before proven GUILTY!” protested the 

honest reporter.

“Not in OUR NEW WORLD!” smirked Mr. Fact-Checker.

“What does your world stand for,” asked the honest reporter.

“Well since you asked and are now not going to report it, I will tell

 you. WE want to euthanize all those useless eaters over 75, make

 pedophilia legal, control everything you can say, mass vaccinate 

you with whatever we wish to limit the population, and herd you 

around like cattle so we

 can get the most out of you! WE will decide when to give you

 permission for anything and everything, we might even make you

 have a “BREATHING LICENSE” so every breath you take can be

 taxed! As you can see, we have been planning this for years and 

now, finally, we are within inches of our glorious goal!”

The Honest Reporter left the office and thought it all over. Then he

 did the “right thing” and tore up his notes, because after all, he

 HAD SEEN THE LIGHT: it is always better to be a “slave” than

 to fight for your rights and freedom…….

 

 

 

WRITTEN

and 

PHOTOGRAPHED

by

THE BLOGGER

 

 

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