Biden Parody

 

 Biden Parody

 

 

There has never been an "election campaign" so ridiculous as the current one in the history of America. Corruption runs rampant daily and the antics of the Media are beyond belief. After this the media will never be believed gain.

 To use a senile old bat (Biden), who has been in politics for over 40 years, as a stalking horse for Communist Kamela Harris, is so plastic even the most skeptical of people are "seeing" it.

 There is no point in taking these people seriously anymore.

I have penned a spoof on Joe Biden and posted it to my GAB account.

Here we go...

 

I feel so poorly for Joe Biden…… Shows up for a shindig and no one is there.

Even the great Nobams shows up to introduce him and NO ONE is there, either.

I would really like to help Joe Biden succeed. I am offering my writing services to him. I won’t ask a lot. Just a few paltry millions to support my normal lifestyle!

Hey, Joe, can you just imagine how much of a stir you would create winning the hearts and minds of the people with these proposed catchy TV ads??!

1) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running FROM the Governor!

2) Hi good people, I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for the Senate from Samoa! No man is an island! We need to include everyone!

3) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running for Vice President on the Harris-Biden ticket! Kamela will make a great President. She wants to pack the Supreme Court with people you can count on to have our values. We are proposing George Soros as a justice!. He is a man who has everyone’s best interests at heart and has specialized in promoting good people who will help build your future! Kamela also wants to include a Street Pooper from San Francisco for the Supreme Court! She is a far-stinking, uh, I mean a FAR-THINKING man!

4) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I can’t remember where I’m at! Last time I looked I was in my basement garage and now the harsh sunlight is making me sick!

5) Crap, I’m Joe Biden and my teleprompter just went on the fritz! I was supposed to say something about Peppermint Tea, but now I see that’s my lunch menu! You just can’t get good technicians anymore. How is guy supposed remember all this crap, anyway!

6) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and here to tell you that in the Harris Administration, Bill Clinton will be my trusted adviser serving as my Treasury Secretary. His wife, the incomparable Teresa Clinton will be my pick for the Department of State. She will bring a higher harmony in the life of our international friends!

7) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I want to tell you we will offer a three-state solution to the Middle East that will bring Palestinians, Israelis and some Greeks, back to the fold!

8) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am here to tell you we will have a permanent mask requirement in our country after I am Elected to the Senate! Science has shown that masks increase Covid responses in people and we need progress like that! And 100 days after inauguration all people will be required to be vaccinated against herpes-covid! We care about your health!

9) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am sick and tired of the Trump bullshit about my son. Sonny boy is not perfect, but I am so proud of the progress he is making. He used to do ten lines a day, now he sacrificing himself and just doing one line a day! He will make a great Ambassador to Russia! As for his laptop, it is a damned lie there are TWO laptops. I can tell you there are THREE!

10) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and I am upset about the incumbent. Some of his supporters actually escorted our Biden-bus out a Texas town and shot a video of it and put it on the internet. The crazies were waving Trump flags and our van was surrounded by Trump Supporters. I’m telling you, this election interference has got to stop!

So Joe, baby, send me some moolah and we can get started on winning hearts and minds of the dummies!

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