Biden Parody

 

 Biden Parody

 

 

There has never been an "election campaign" so ridiculous as the current one in the history of America. Corruption runs rampant daily and the antics of the Media are beyond belief. After this the media will never be believed gain.

 To use a senile old bat (Biden), who has been in politics for over 40 years, as a stalking horse for Communist Kamela Harris, is so plastic even the most skeptical of people are "seeing" it.

 There is no point in taking these people seriously anymore.

I have penned a spoof on Joe Biden and posted it to my GAB account.

Here we go...

 

I feel so poorly for Joe Biden…… Shows up for a shindig and no one is there.

Even the great Nobams shows up to introduce him and NO ONE is there, either.

I would really like to help Joe Biden succeed. I am offering my writing services to him. I won’t ask a lot. Just a few paltry millions to support my normal lifestyle!

Hey, Joe, can you just imagine how much of a stir you would create winning the hearts and minds of the people with these proposed catchy TV ads??!

1) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running FROM the Governor!

2) Hi good people, I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for the Senate from Samoa! No man is an island! We need to include everyone!

3) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am running for Vice President on the Harris-Biden ticket! Kamela will make a great President. She wants to pack the Supreme Court with people you can count on to have our values. We are proposing George Soros as a justice!. He is a man who has everyone’s best interests at heart and has specialized in promoting good people who will help build your future! Kamela also wants to include a Street Pooper from San Francisco for the Supreme Court! She is a far-stinking, uh, I mean a FAR-THINKING man!

4) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I can’t remember where I’m at! Last time I looked I was in my basement garage and now the harsh sunlight is making me sick!

5) Crap, I’m Joe Biden and my teleprompter just went on the fritz! I was supposed to say something about Peppermint Tea, but now I see that’s my lunch menu! You just can’t get good technicians anymore. How is guy supposed remember all this crap, anyway!

6) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and here to tell you that in the Harris Administration, Bill Clinton will be my trusted adviser serving as my Treasury Secretary. His wife, the incomparable Teresa Clinton will be my pick for the Department of State. She will bring a higher harmony in the life of our international friends!

7) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I want to tell you we will offer a three-state solution to the Middle East that will bring Palestinians, Israelis and some Greeks, back to the fold!

8) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am here to tell you we will have a permanent mask requirement in our country after I am Elected to the Senate! Science has shown that masks increase Covid responses in people and we need progress like that! And 100 days after inauguration all people will be required to be vaccinated against herpes-covid! We care about your health!

9) Hi I’m Joe Biden and I am sick and tired of the Trump bullshit about my son. Sonny boy is not perfect, but I am so proud of the progress he is making. He used to do ten lines a day, now he sacrificing himself and just doing one line a day! He will make a great Ambassador to Russia! As for his laptop, it is a damned lie there are TWO laptops. I can tell you there are THREE!

10) Hi, I’m Joe Biden and I am upset about the incumbent. Some of his supporters actually escorted our Biden-bus out a Texas town and shot a video of it and put it on the internet. The crazies were waving Trump flags and our van was surrounded by Trump Supporters. I’m telling you, this election interference has got to stop!

So Joe, baby, send me some moolah and we can get started on winning hearts and minds of the dummies!

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MASK-LESS, HEALTHY AND FREE ALL YEAR!

 

 

 MASK-LESS, HEALTHY AND FREE 

ALL YEAR!

 

I am in favor of Making America GRATEFUL again……

Here is a short list of SOME the idiocy going on in the world while common people are asleep at the switch…..

1) Children who are learning to READ FACES AND EXPRESSIONS as part of early development are being hindered by masked adults. A whole generation of people may be destroyed by lock-down type of child abuse. So say “experts” on the subject.

2) Children are advised NOT to use masks because of carbon dioxide buildups. The buildups in the masks prevent fresh air from being taken in and may cause brain damage to the youngsters. If that’s true for children, what about adults then? And what about reports now circulating suggesting masks contain a chemical that is harmful?

3) Do you have a hard time UNDERSTANDING MASKED PEOPLE AS THEY MUMBLE? Don’t feel bad. They cannot communicate! Each time I talk to one these fools I remind them they are next to impossible to understand. They know it, too! I even tell them they may “live longer” without the face plug!

4) CDC (Center for Disease Control) now says it cannot isolate the Covid Virus. Really? And they create a “vaccine” from “non-isolated virus?” Please explain that one to me! My cognitive senses are not advanced enough for my simplistic mind to understand that!

5) Twitter censors forced to backtrack on trying to hide Hunter Biden Laptop Story. Giving a New York paper the option of removing their post or continue suspension has now backfired. There is nothing more disgusting than censors! What are they hiding and what is their agenda? Not a difficult question to answer!

6) Therapy and Pharma vultures are now capitalizing on declaring a “mental health crisis” for Covid. Scare the crap out of people for months and they will FALL FOR ANYTHING! No sense in letting a good crisis go to waste.

7) Reuters and other international news organizations say that people are dying from taking shots as part of a “human trial” for injections in both Korea and Brazil. Lots of other “reactions.” NO one cares!

8) Lock-downs are killing more children than flu, says the United Nations. This is just a small sample of stuff in the international media today.

Question: If Biden “wins” the election, who is the media going to use as the new “whipping boy??” They have been adrenaline junkies attacking Trump for four years now (or more). It’s hard to break a “habit!” Or is there a possibility they will find another “whipping boy,” or will they just turn on each other like cannibals? It will be fun to watch…..

 

 FALL is beautiful, folks! Enjoy our display of photographs from "The Turning of the Colors!" And while you are at it, BREATH THE FRESH AIR!

Signed: Mask-less and Health All Year!

 

 Happy Fall to all my Readers! Stay Warm, Active and Healthy!

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THE NEW "BREEDING PROGRAM!"

 

THE NEW "BREEDING PROGRAM!"

 

In the last month there has been so much misinformation and panic over "The Bug" that supposedly is such a big problem when the death count has turned out to be very minimal.

 

Great opportunity for "people control," and not much else! Some businesses have been ruined, others have become very wealthy. Some of us who live in rural areas have not been affected at all...

 

Now there is a new slavery racket on the carpet! It seems the idiot mayor of San Francisco, California ironically named "Breed," is pushing a new welfare program for Black People, encouraging them to have more babies because of "Institutional Racism!" 

Instead of encouraging blacks to have more FATHERS in the home, and thereby promoting discipline and work ethics, they are doubling down on the problem and are creating more unruly people to cause trouble for themselves and others!

A Black website has the story. Read it and weep for the people involved. They are being USED once again! Copy and post this link into your browser:

https://www.blackenterprise.com/san-francisco-mayor-wants-to-give-black-mothers-a-1000-stipend-through-government-program/

 People need to learn to help themselves, not whine about how they are disadvantaged. 

A man WHO WANTS TO WORK can always find work. A man who WANTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE, can always be successful. 

 

Riots, jealously and destruction only breeds more resentment and hatred and causes nothing but difficulties.

Take responsibility for yourselves and BE FREE!

                   A Sunspot moves Freely over the Mountain

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