HUCKLEBERRY PRIVILEGE!
Yes, Huckleberry Privilege!
It's that time of the year when Huckleberries assert their NATURAL SUPERIORITY!
Myself, daughter, grandson, grand-dog, Sam Colt and his Twin took a day trip to the Mountains, going out in the Woods yesterday to watch HUCKLEBERRY LIVES MATTER strut their stuff! Boy, did they ever!
First, we had to get permission from the local "Native Gods" to pick. They wanted to be sure we were "Natives" in the traditional sense, and not usurpers from the outside! We said, sure, "only 'Natives' pick Hucks!" They agreed!
It was the "New Normal" in the Woods! All the "Huckies" were social distancing TWO INCHES APART, and each was wearing a tiny mask! When we asked the berries why they wore masks, they said they were scared to death they would catch the dreaded "Berry-Berry" disease sweeping the Forests and the Mountains! They were hoping the local "Forest Circus" would develop a special "vaccine" so they could be "safe!"
Grandson was a trifle upset he could not EAT the berries, but Momma said she would EAT SOME FOR HIM, and he said her milk now tasted better than ever! Nothing like a happy baby!
When we got back from our journey, we cleaned the berries by removing some leaves and proceeded to make the best-tasting Huckleberry Jam for our Winter Festivals!
Life is sure great when you are PRIVILEGED!
Written and Photographed
by
The Blogger
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